January 2012
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Yeah, well I also have a lot of imaginary arguments with the couples on House...
– The Liz Lemon (Season 6, Ep. 2) FOR REALLLLLLLLL I HATE HH FOR THIS REASON
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High School Ghosts
So I’m sitting in the school’s computer lab and this dude comes up to me: Dude: Are you Brynn? Me: Yeah. Dude: Did you go to [high school name 500+ miles away]? Me……..yeah? Dude: I went to high school with you! Me. Whaaaaatttttttttttttttttt
I’m just writing this down so when I’ve gone missing or am found dead, you can tell the police that his name was Jason and...
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I am pretty buzzed right now and I’m filling out an application for a cheese factory in Wisconsin because this is what my life has come to, apparently.
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AA
Mom: Did I make your champagne cocktail too strong?
Me: Yeah. It's a little rough.
Mom: Well you're a cheap date!
Me: Mom, I don't think that's something you're supposed to say to your daughter let alone about her...
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tiedtothesun:
thedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Moonrise Kingdom — the latest installment in Wes Anderson’s storied directorial repertoire.
The film, which stars Anderson vets Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman alongside Bruce Willis, Ed Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, is set to open in theaters May...
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How fortuitous to be able to touch the human frame. To be exhilarated by a craft...
– Vidal Sassoon
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Have you seen the movie Speed?!?!
– A lady just literally shouted this on the bus I’m riding. This is it, guys. I’m going to die.
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E! True Hollywood Story: I Am With Pizza
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December 2011
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How It's Made
Awwww yeahhhhh, guess who just discovered how to use Google.
Season 1 1 Aluminum Foil, Snowboards, Soft Polymer Contact Lenses, Bread 2 Compact Discs, Mozzarella Cheese, Pantyhose, Fluorescent Tubes 3 Toothpicks, Acrylic Bathtubs, Helicopters, Beer 4 Hearing Aids, 3-D Puzzles, Rubber Mats, Toilets 5 Paper, Jeans, Computers, Plate Glass 6 Nails and Staples, Safety Glasses, Fabrics, Bicycles ...
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Even while on vacation I’m running fashion shows.
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It’s not flirting if you’re going to murder them later, right?
– Creeper in the computer lab. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
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Bus Trips with a Crazy
“I’m like the president of the UN. But now there are like 50,000 planets.”
“I remember when there were 3,000 dudes and 500 chicks. Today there are 7 billion.”
“Shalom, this is my stop I love the Spanish neighborhood name. I think it translates to “more Shalom.”
“I’m going to church.”
Hey guys, I’m going to get...